:26:00
To have intercourse
in exchange for cash...
:26:02
...and two, to protect me rights
as a man-whore.
:26:06
But...
:26:08
...three years ago...
:26:10
...when this usnion
told we man-whores...
:26:14
...that we were to stop having
intercourse with underage girls...
:26:18
...l strongly disagreed.
:26:21
But l did not stand up.
:26:23
l'm ashamed to say l stood down!
:26:27
And then three months later...
:26:29
...this union told we man-whores...
:26:33
...that we were to begin washing our
private areas between customers.
:26:38
Our private areas.
:26:42
And once again, l'm ashamed
to report to you gentlemen...
:26:46
...l stood down!
:26:48
But now, sir, for what am l
to tell my 8-year-old boy...
:26:54
...when he comes to me
and he says:
:26:56
''Daddy. Daddy.
:26:58
What's that thing hanging off
of your he-pussy?''
:27:04
How am l to tell him, sir?
:27:13
Deucey, yos can do this.
:27:16
Due to high demand...
:27:18
...each member will be
only allowed two tickets...
:27:21
-...to this year's Man-whore Awards.
-How's it going?
:27:24
l'm Deuce Bigalow.
l'm a gigolo from America.
:27:29
My friend Tiberius Jefferson
is not the Man-whore Killer.
:27:32
Homo!
:27:35
Now, l'm convinced
that the real killer...
:27:39
...is a she-john.
:27:43
Which means any one
of you could be next.
:27:47
Now, there are a couple hundred
gigolos in this room.
:27:49
Now, if we all work together...
:27:52
...we can find out
who the real killer is.
:27:56
What do you say?