Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
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:33:01
ls this truck full of marijuana?
Can't you read the sign?

:33:05
No unloading pot in the red zone.
:33:08
Write him up.
:33:09
-But, sir, it's my daughter's birthday.
-lnspector.

:33:12
She's turning 13.
We need all this pot for the party.

:33:15
lnspector. l got these lipticks
from Marlene Alsmere.

:33:19
She was a customer of Heinz.
She's big and strong.

:33:21
-She could easily be the killer.
-The lipstick the killer uses...

:33:24
...is a very rare one.
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Shimmer Lavender Love number 66.
Discontinued in 1984.

:33:32
But.... But....
:33:33
Sir, l have a list of the women who
went out with the murdered gigolos.

:33:38
-Will you stop doing that?
-Will you stop playing these games...

:33:41
-...and tell me where T.J.'s hiding?
-T.J.'s innocent.

:33:43
Oh, don't make me laugh.
''T.J.'s innocent.''

:33:47
Uncle! You forgot your lunch.
:33:50
That's very nice. Thanks.
:33:58
-Let me-- Let me help you with that.
-Thank you.

:34:03
Excuse me for asking...
:34:06
...but why did you
slap yourself like that?

:34:09
Promise you won't laugh?
:34:12
l promise.
:34:15
l have obsessive
compulsive disorder.

:34:19
l have these little rituals
that l can't help doing.

:34:23
l can't touch doorknobs,
l snap my fingers when l see a bus.

:34:27
And when someone sneezes,
l slap myself three times.

:34:30
l've heard of that. That's not so bad.
:34:34
l'm sorry. Bells make me do that.
:34:38
lt got me kicked out of school.
:34:39
lt's okay. Everyone's got
a few weird habits.

:34:42
Actually, l've got about 130.
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So you're above average.
:34:50
l mean....
l'm Deuce.

:34:53
l'm Eva.
:34:56
ls that a Sudanese Sweetlips?
:34:58
-How did you know?
-lt's, like, my top-five favorite fish.


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