Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
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:34:03
Excuse me for asking...
:34:06
...but why did you
slap yourself like that?

:34:09
Promise you won't laugh?
:34:12
l promise.
:34:15
l have obsessive
compulsive disorder.

:34:19
l have these little rituals
that l can't help doing.

:34:23
l can't touch doorknobs,
l snap my fingers when l see a bus.

:34:27
And when someone sneezes,
l slap myself three times.

:34:30
l've heard of that. That's not so bad.
:34:34
l'm sorry. Bells make me do that.
:34:38
lt got me kicked out of school.
:34:39
lt's okay. Everyone's got
a few weird habits.

:34:42
Actually, l've got about 130.
:34:47
So you're above average.
:34:50
l mean....
l'm Deuce.

:34:53
l'm Eva.
:34:56
ls that a Sudanese Sweetlips?
:34:58
-How did you know?
-lt's, like, my top-five favorite fish.

:35:02
They have one
here at the aquarium.

:35:04
l heard this place is incredible.
:35:11
The doorknob?
:35:14
l'll get it. Okay.
:35:17
Thanks. Thank you.
:35:20
He's beautiful.
:35:22
That's really good.
:35:24
Thank you.
:35:38
Excuse me, but in America they don't
allow smoking in aquariums.

:35:45
Well, in Europe, we don't unilaterally
attack a country just to steal their oil.

:35:50
What?
:35:52
''What?'' Did l offend you?
Are you going to shock and awe me?

:35:56
Maybe you should check my pockets
for weapons of mass destruction!


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