Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
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:38:02
Well, that sounds doable.
:38:10
What is it?
:38:14
The accordion player?
:38:23
The Smelly Finger Dance.
:38:33
One cheek at a time.
:38:36
Hey, guys. l need a quick gigolo fix.
What do you say?

:38:41
l'm judging a sandcastle-building
competition this afternoon...

:38:45
...so l can't help you.
:38:47
The dog ate my penis.
:38:53
You don't have to walk me
any further. l just work over there.

:38:56
-l don't mind.
-l'm kind of embarrased of my job.

:38:59
l'm kind of embarrased of my job too.
What do you do?

:39:04
Bye, Deuce.
:39:06
Well, well, well. lf it isn't
Deuce Not-So-Big-Below.

:39:14
lt's Bigalow.
:39:15
What's your going rate, Douche?
:39:18
Well, l was getting $ 10.
:39:23
Okay, gigolo. Do you even know
when a woman is having an orgasm?

:39:27
Sure l know. lt's when she says:
:39:29
''Please stop. lt's okay. You tried.
:39:35
Now, get off me.''
:39:41
l bet he doesn't even know
how to give a Sneaky Castro.

:39:44
Well, that depends. lf she wants it
regular sneaky or extra sneaky.

:39:48
There is no such thing
as an Extra Sneaky Castro.

:39:53
ls there?
:39:55
lt's when you stick it in their....
:39:57
lt's pretty convenient, your friend
killing off all the competition.


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