Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
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Bye, Deuce.
:39:06
Well, well, well. lf it isn't
Deuce Not-So-Big-Below.

:39:14
lt's Bigalow.
:39:15
What's your going rate, Douche?
:39:18
Well, l was getting $ 10.
:39:23
Okay, gigolo. Do you even know
when a woman is having an orgasm?

:39:27
Sure l know. lt's when she says:
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''Please stop. lt's okay. You tried.
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Now, get off me.''
:39:41
l bet he doesn't even know
how to give a Sneaky Castro.

:39:44
Well, that depends. lf she wants it
regular sneaky or extra sneaky.

:39:48
There is no such thing
as an Extra Sneaky Castro.

:39:53
ls there?
:39:55
lt's when you stick it in their....
:39:57
lt's pretty convenient, your friend
killing off all the competition.

:40:02
l've got my eye on you, Small-Below.
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Small-Below.
:40:12
I'll be right down.
:40:19
Okay.
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This is the woman
that went out with Heinz...

:40:24
...the night before
he was murdered.

:40:29
Don't worry about it, Sherlock Ho.
l ain't gonna let you out of my sight.

:40:36
Hi, you must be Lily. l'm Deuce.
:40:39
Nice to meet you.
:40:52
Would you like some bread?
:40:54
Oh, l can't have bread.
:40:56
lt's makes my
esophageal lining swell up...

:40:59
...and could block my throat-hole.

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