Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
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1:08:14
Deuce!
1:08:16
Deuce! Right here!
1:08:18
-Hey, Eva's right behind us.
-Deuce, stop!

1:08:23
What are you doing?
She's right back there.

1:08:26
-He's the killer!
-What?

1:08:28
You're with the killer!
1:08:30
-l'm with the dealer?
-He's the Man-whore Killer!

1:08:32
Eighteen-wheeler?
1:08:35
My uncle is the killer!
1:08:37
Oh! l'm with the.. You're the k..
1:08:40
She says that l am the killer,
you stupido.

1:08:49
But why? What did man-whores
ever do to you?

1:08:52
What did they do to me?
1:08:55
All my life l dreamed
of being one thing: a gigolo.

1:08:59
Yes, me. Gaspar Voorsboch.
1:09:02
l'll never forget that day. Never.
1:09:06
It was my first semester
at Man-whore University.

1:09:09
Now, today, class...
1:09:10
...we shall learn how to give a lady
a proper Portusguese Breakfast.

1:09:15
You take an egg and you crack it.
1:09:18
You mix them up.
1:09:20
Now, this is a good chance
to sweet-talk the client.

1:09:24
-And?
-And we pour that in there.

1:09:26
-Beautiful. Very nice, now. And..
-And don't forget the Canadian bacon.

1:09:30
Canadian bacon.
l was getting to that.

1:09:32
-What are you doing?
-lt's a penis enlarger.

1:09:34
Just a few pumps
and it gets your thing bigger.

1:09:36
You mind if l give myself
a few pumps?

1:09:39
Go nuts.
1:09:40
There we go. So there you have it.
1:09:42
Tell me. How was your
Portuguese Breakfast?

1:09:46
Delicious.
1:09:48
-Elsa?
-Gaspar?

1:09:57
They knew she was my fiancée.
1:09:59
And tonight l will get my revenge.

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