1:09:02
l'll never forget that day. Never.
1:09:06
It was my first semester
at Man-whore University.
1:09:09
Now, today, class...
1:09:10
...we shall learn how to give a lady
a proper Portusguese Breakfast.
1:09:15
You take an egg and you crack it.
1:09:18
You mix them up.
1:09:20
Now, this is a good chance
to sweet-talk the client.
1:09:24
-And?
-And we pour that in there.
1:09:26
-Beautiful. Very nice, now. And..
-And don't forget the Canadian bacon.
1:09:30
Canadian bacon.
l was getting to that.
1:09:32
-What are you doing?
-lt's a penis enlarger.
1:09:34
Just a few pumps
and it gets your thing bigger.
1:09:36
You mind if l give myself
a few pumps?
1:09:39
Go nuts.
1:09:40
There we go. So there you have it.
1:09:42
Tell me. How was your
Portuguese Breakfast?
1:09:46
Delicious.
1:09:48
-Elsa?
-Gaspar?
1:09:57
They knew she was my fiancée.
1:09:59
And tonight l will get my revenge.
1:10:08
Leave it!
1:10:22
l'm from Canada and l'm wasted!
1:10:27
-Are you all right?
-Yeah.
1:10:29
-Are you okay?
-Stop! Stop!
1:10:31
Police business.
1:10:33
Come on, we gotta stop him.
1:10:36
Stop! Stop! Man-whore bussiness.
1:10:38
Before we present the award for
Man-whore of the Year...
1:10:41
...let's take a moment to honor those
gigolos who have recently passed.