:16:05
That was your weirdest family holiday?
:16:07
So I had a hammer in my hand...
:16:09
and I look up
and Father Moore was smiling at me...
:16:12
and all I could think about
is just bashing his head in.
:16:18
Over and over,
and then I'd smash my parents' heads in.
:16:22
Then, like, half the people I knew, just...
:16:25
So then I started thinking,
what else would I like to do?
:16:30
And all this crazy shit came into my head.
:16:37
So then what happened?
:16:40
I finished the ramp, and we ate turkey.
:16:44
Dude, that's sick even for me.
:16:48
Dude, I've castrated my dad
112 times in my dreams.
:16:55
Three of a kind, huh?
:16:57
Let's play a real fucked-up game.
:17:08
"Welcome to The Pathway. "
:17:14
The Pathway.
:17:18
I've never played this before.
:17:21
Dakota, it's a secret.
:17:24
Well, it's not a very good secret
if you know about it.
:17:28
Serious.
:17:29
You give it your phone numbers and stuff...
:17:32
then it calls you
and gives you bizarre things to do.
:17:35
What kind of bizarre things?
:17:38
Well, you don't know unless you play.
:17:41
- How do you start?
- You already have.
:17:46
Happy birthday.
:17:51
Oh, shit. It's, like, my entire life.
:17:54
Wild or what?
:17:57
Dude, you'll never be President.