:15:03
senior prom.
:15:04
You guys thought that we were
powdering our noses.
:15:08
Her nose was up my skirt.
:15:11
Man!
:15:15
Jake, what's our zip code?
:15:18
98133.
:15:21
Had you heard that one?
:15:23
Personally, I found it depressing.
:15:25
That's just because you weren't there.
:15:28
Exactly. What year were you born?
:15:30
Same as you, dumb-ass.
:15:32
So what's your weirdest family holiday?
:15:37
Fuck that. We'll be here all night.
:15:39
What was your weirdest family holiday?
:15:48
Thanksgiving, a couple years ago.
:15:51
I was building a ramp
for my mom's wheelchair...
:15:54
and Father Moore came by to visit.
:15:56
They were all inside watching football,
Dallas-Tampa game. Dallas lost.
:16:05
That was your weirdest family holiday?
:16:07
So I had a hammer in my hand...
:16:09
and I look up
and Father Moore was smiling at me...
:16:12
and all I could think about
is just bashing his head in.
:16:18
Over and over,
and then I'd smash my parents' heads in.
:16:22
Then, like, half the people I knew, just...
:16:25
So then I started thinking,
what else would I like to do?
:16:30
And all this crazy shit came into my head.
:16:37
So then what happened?
:16:40
I finished the ramp, and we ate turkey.
:16:44
Dude, that's sick even for me.
:16:48
Dude, I've castrated my dad
112 times in my dreams.
:16:55
Three of a kind, huh?
:16:57
Let's play a real fucked-up game.