Fantastic Four

I told you I felt fine.
Where are your ears?
There are some folks outside
that want to talk to you.

We're not going public with this.
We're scientists, not celebrities.
It's too late, son.
... when a New York Fire Department
ladder truck...

See that?
... became part of the tragedy.
But the rescue itself is not the story.
One of the four stretched
to an amazing length...

That's what they're calling you.
"The Fantastic Four. "

- Cool.
- No, wait! Where are you going?

I'm gonna go talk to them.
No, we should think this through.
That's great. Brainstorm.
Get back here, right now. Johnny!
Settle down.
Do you believe this?
Which one of you is the leader?
That would be me.
No, seriously.
Okay, son. You're on.
During our recent mission
to the Von Doom space station...

we were exposed to
as yet unidentified radioactive energy.

- What happened on the bridge?
- How can you stretch?

- Were you really on fire?
- Is it true you can fly?

Yeah, I'm working on it.
It's actually really difficult.

No, actually, we do not know
much more than you do at this point.

Sir, Larry King just cancelled.
Apparently, there's a bigger story.
Actually, here they come now.
You had to see it to believe it, folks.

- The man...
... named The Fantastic Four...

We'll be going directly to our lab
to diagnose our symptoms.

Symptoms? Is this some kind of disease?
No. It's not a disease.
If having special powers is a disease,
then, yeah, we got it bad.