:17:00
I'm really, really sorry.
:17:03
Actually, I'm sorry. I ate everything cool.
I just left you a pile of sauce.
:17:07
That's okay. Actually, I'm the worst.
I eat off everybody's plate.
:17:10
In fact, my friends, they call me "the seagull. "
:17:13
Oh, hi, seagull.
:17:18
Nice.
:17:20
No, really, I appreciate you being cool
about the phone thing...
:17:23
because I once went on a date with this guy
who got so angry I was on the phone...
:17:26
that he grabbed it out of my hand,
and he threw it in the fish tank.
:17:29
I would never do that.
:17:32
What are your pet peeves?
What stresses you out?
:17:35
- Mm, I got-
- And I'm only asking...
:17:37
because frankly
the men I meet are highly-
:17:41
I date poodles basically.
:17:42
And I'm really relaxed,
you know? Totally.
:17:45
- Son of a- Stop ringing.
- I got it.
:17:48
Let me do it.
Let me do it.
:17:50
Hello? Uh, no, she isn't.
May I take a message?
:17:54
This is Ben.
I'm her houseboy/sex slave.
:17:58
Okay. You betcha.
Bye-bye.
:18:01
Call your mother.
:18:06
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
So you don't have a cell phone...
:18:08
- a BlackBerry, a pager, nothing?
- No.
:18:11
Well, what if
some sudden crisis occurs...
:18:14
like your father has a heart attack
or something?
:18:16
- My father died two years ago.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
:18:19
I just found out this morning,
so it's been a rough 24 hours.
:18:21
You know, maybe I should get a cell phone.
That's a good idea.
:18:23
- You're funny, Ben-
- Wrightman.
:18:26
- Wrightman. Yeah.
- Yeah.
:18:28
- You forgot my last name.
- No, I just blanked.
:18:30
I know why you forgot. That's all right.
I bet when you talk to your friends...
:18:33
you call me Ben the schoolteacher,
am I right?
:18:38
- Well?
- That's okay.
:18:40
What do you call me
to your friends?
:18:43
I call you Lindsey...
:18:48
the vomit girl,
the puker, Pukey.
:18:50
Everyone says, "You going out with Pukey
tonight?" I'm like, "Yeah. Why?"
:18:53
"You wanna play video games or something?"
I'm like, "No, I'm going out with Pukey. "
:18:56
That's horrible.
:18:58
Hey, anything I've said about you would be
an understatement, really.