:18:01
Call your mother.
:18:06
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
So you don't have a cell phone...
:18:08
- a BlackBerry, a pager, nothing?
- No.
:18:11
Well, what if
some sudden crisis occurs...
:18:14
like your father has a heart attack
or something?
:18:16
- My father died two years ago.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
:18:19
I just found out this morning,
so it's been a rough 24 hours.
:18:21
You know, maybe I should get a cell phone.
That's a good idea.
:18:23
- You're funny, Ben-
- Wrightman.
:18:26
- Wrightman. Yeah.
- Yeah.
:18:28
- You forgot my last name.
- No, I just blanked.
:18:30
I know why you forgot. That's all right.
I bet when you talk to your friends...
:18:33
you call me Ben the schoolteacher,
am I right?
:18:38
- Well?
- That's okay.
:18:40
What do you call me
to your friends?
:18:43
I call you Lindsey...
:18:48
the vomit girl,
the puker, Pukey.
:18:50
Everyone says, "You going out with Pukey
tonight?" I'm like, "Yeah. Why?"
:18:53
"You wanna play video games or something?"
I'm like, "No, I'm going out with Pukey. "
:18:56
That's horrible.
:18:58
Hey, anything I've said about you would be
an understatement, really.
:19:16
- Hey, Lindsey!
- Hi!
:19:19
- Hi.
- Hi, I'm Ben the schoolteacher.
:19:22
Ian. Sarah.
:19:24
- Steve. Molly.
- Oh, thanks for having me.
:19:26
- Robin and Chris.
- Welcome aboard.
:19:29
Well, let's start
the interrogation.
:19:32
No, no, it's not like that.
:19:34
Here. It's for the urine sample.
:19:36
Shoot, I wish you would have told me.
I just took a whiz in your bushes.
:19:40
Do you want to-
:19:42
Show him the house.
:19:51
- Lindsey, this Ben guy has got such a good vibe.
- Good.
:19:55
- And he's nothing like the guys you usually date.
- I know.
:19:58
- And how cute is he?
- Yeah? Well, I'm really glad you guys feel this way...