:05:01
l was the naive,
stupid new teacher,
:05:03
you were the cynical old hand?
:05:05
What?
:05:06
The snorting when
l asked a question.
:05:09
l was reading
the football reports.
:05:12
l never listen
at staff meetings.
:05:14
This has got to be a pose,
:05:16
this football stuff.
:05:17
You pretend to be a yob
:05:19
for a bit of street cred?
:05:20
ls this 'cause my kids
were enjoying their lesson?
:05:23
Well, all kids enjoy a riot.
:05:25
Actually teaching them
something is a lot harder!
:05:34
l've seen this film.
:05:35
You end up shagging
on the carpet.
:05:37
lf we end up shagging
on the carpet,
:05:40
l will buy you a new carpet.
:05:42
Yeah, right.
:05:43
But l tell you...
:05:45
l knew it!
:05:46
No. No carpets.
:05:48
He is an English teacher.
:05:50
Oh, God, not all this again.
:05:52
l mean, what about
Patrick Swayze?
:05:55
No-one cares whether
he read Byron or not.
:05:58
And you know, he is
the full Axminster.
:06:02
l'd want a brain as well.
:06:05
Eventually.
:06:06
l'm gonna measure up.
:06:08
l'm off to Habitat first thing.
:06:10
lf we end up shagging,
:06:11
you can carpet the whole house.
:06:13
The walls, the ceiling,
the garden...
:06:19
Well, what's she like?
:06:21
One of those women -
:06:22
if you like football,
you must be a yob.
:06:25
Bollocks.
:06:27
ls she fit?
:06:29
Not that you'd prove
her point or anything.
:06:32
What?
:06:33
What?
:06:34
What have l done?
:06:35
lt's a perfectly reasonable,
:06:37
straightforward question.
:06:38
She's not unattractive,
but so what?
:06:41
A) She hates me,
B) l hate her,
:06:43
and C) what's the point
of all that?
:06:46
Waste of fucking time.
:06:48
Ooh, sounds promising, then.
:06:49
[Sarah] lt must be terrible
:06:52
being that miserable.
:06:53
Pretending you only care
about football results
:06:56
because the world's
a terrible place
:06:59
and what's the point of it all?