:06:02
l'd want a brain as well.
:06:05
Eventually.
:06:06
l'm gonna measure up.
:06:08
l'm off to Habitat first thing.
:06:10
lf we end up shagging,
:06:11
you can carpet the whole house.
:06:13
The walls, the ceiling,
the garden...
:06:19
Well, what's she like?
:06:21
One of those women -
:06:22
if you like football,
you must be a yob.
:06:25
Bollocks.
:06:27
ls she fit?
:06:29
Not that you'd prove
her point or anything.
:06:32
What?
:06:33
What?
:06:34
What have l done?
:06:35
lt's a perfectly reasonable,
:06:37
straightforward question.
:06:38
She's not unattractive,
but so what?
:06:41
A) She hates me,
B) l hate her,
:06:43
and C) what's the point
of all that?
:06:46
Waste of fucking time.
:06:48
Ooh, sounds promising, then.
:06:49
[Sarah] lt must be terrible
:06:52
being that miserable.
:06:53
Pretending you only care
about football results
:06:56
because the world's
a terrible place
:06:59
and what's the point of it all?
:07:01
What lS the point?
:07:02
Maybe it lS football results.
:07:04
Don't worry. He's a sad,
lonely bastard.
:07:07
Who cares what
made him that way?
:07:11
Where's your brother?
:07:12
Eh?
:07:13
He's over there.
:07:15
Oi, number nine!
:07:16
You're a donkey!
:07:20
Didn't he have a trial
with someone once?
:07:23
Yeah. Orient.
:07:24
They offered him
a contract, as well.
:07:26
What happened?
:07:27
Turned it down.
:07:29
Stupid sod.
Said it was too risky.
:07:32
What's he doing now?
:07:34
Er, runs his own business.
:07:36
Computer something.
:07:39
He's on about
fifty grand a year.
:07:43
l'd swap fifty grand a year
:07:45
- for a contract with Orient.
- So would l.
:07:48
- Don't even like Orient.
- Neither do l.
:07:52
He gets it both ways.
:07:53
Gets fifty grand a year,
:07:55
gets to play at a place
with floodlights.
:07:58
Floodlights and a tea bar.