:05:00
Open it.
:05:02
Gimme a hit of this first.
:05:12
You know I don't smoke pot.
It destroys your memory.
:05:14
No, it doesn't!
:05:17
Oh, shit! This is from the snowboarding
academy I applied to two months ago.
:05:20
If I'm accepted,
this could change our lives forever!
:05:22
Open it.
:05:26
Pine Mountain Academy, here I come!
:05:28
(both whoop)
:05:34
- Case, thanks for comin' with me.
- What are best friends for?
:05:38
How are you gonna pay
for this fancy-shmancy academy anyway?
:05:41
I'm just gonna use
the money my parents gave me
:05:43
when I promised
they never had to see me again.
:05:45
- (Casey laughs)
- But check this out, though.
:05:48
"The Pine Mountain Academy
was founded by Colonel Jaffe, retired,"
:05:51
and since its conception
they have produced three gold medalists,
:05:55
four national champions and a Saturday
morning cartoon series in the Netherlands.
:05:59
Hey, maybe you just might fall in love
with an academy member.
:06:03
Maybe I will.
:06:05
They have a state-of-the-art
training facility.
:06:07
Check out this pipe!
:06:10
And they have the steepest vertical
in the country. What's it called? The Goat.
:06:14
Only two men
have ever skied it and lived.
:06:16
Oooh! The Goat!
Death trap. Very cool.
:06:20
It also says that the locals
are a group of colorful natives
:06:22
happy to serve your every need,
:06:23
and only academy members
are allowed on the slope.
:06:32
How's it going, Cornhole?
I meant Colonel.
:06:36
Well, I'll tell you, boys..
it's not goin' that good.
:06:40
You see, I was about 90 seconds
into a three-minute soft-boiled
:06:44
when I saw you little shitbirds
crappin' on my snow.
:06:47
We just pissed!
We meant no disrespect, brah.
:06:50
Well, I guess it's no surprise to me
that you hogs can't read.
:06:56
You little cocksuckers got five seconds
to get off my mountain!
:06:59
Let's time it!