:21:02
No.
:21:05
Yes.
:21:24
- Hey, is this the..?
- No talking in the lecture hall.
:21:27
Well, how are we gonna get a lecture
if there's no talking in the lecture hall?
:21:31
(German accent) No wisecracking
in the lecture hall either,
:21:33
mystery party crasher.
:21:37
(Nordic accent) Keep the talking,
:21:39
and my ass you can be eating,
'cause I'm making the bad report on you,
:21:43
new blabby guy.
:21:45
OK..
:21:50
(sighs) Fun group.
:21:52
Ten-hut!
:21:56
As you were, gentlemen.
:21:58
Introduce yourselves to the new recruit,
William Wagstaff.
:22:03
Hey, brahs.
:22:04
We don't refer to people
as "bra," Wagstaff.
:22:09
You see, a bra is something
that holds up a woman's titties.
:22:12
Is that what you are?
Something that holds up a woman's titties?
:22:15
On a good day, yeah.
:22:17
(Billy chuckles)
:22:18
- What do you think this is? Jay Leno?
- (roars of laugher)
:22:22
This is the best of the best.
:22:23
What I'm saying is.. snowboarding
is the relentless pursuit of perfection,
:22:32
which, of course,
is the American way.
:22:36
Now let me introduce you
to the members
:22:38
of the Pine Mountain Academy
all-American snowboarding team!
:22:42
From Germany,
:22:44
Hans Gruber!
:22:47
From Sweden, Sven Darden!
:22:50
From Russia, Nootnik Kratzin!
:22:56
From Switzerland, via Israel,
Schlomo Boardstein!