:22:03
Hey, brahs.
:22:04
We don't refer to people
as "bra," Wagstaff.
:22:09
You see, a bra is something
that holds up a woman's titties.
:22:12
Is that what you are?
Something that holds up a woman's titties?
:22:15
On a good day, yeah.
:22:17
(Billy chuckles)
:22:18
- What do you think this is? Jay Leno?
- (roars of laugher)
:22:22
This is the best of the best.
:22:23
What I'm saying is.. snowboarding
is the relentless pursuit of perfection,
:22:32
which, of course,
is the American way.
:22:36
Now let me introduce you
to the members
:22:38
of the Pine Mountain Academy
all-American snowboarding team!
:22:42
From Germany,
:22:44
Hans Gruber!
:22:47
From Sweden, Sven Darden!
:22:50
From Russia, Nootnik Kratzin!
:22:56
From Switzerland, via Israel,
Schlomo Boardstein!
:23:02
And you will buddy up
with my team captain,
:23:05
America's own Brandt Von Hoffman!
:23:11
For your professional needs,
talk to me.
:23:13
For your personal needs,
talk to my daughter, Winter.
:23:16
(knowing laughter)
:23:18
All right!
Everyone up on that hill!
:23:20
Let's see what you got!
:23:51
What the fuck are you doing on skis,
you homo, Schlomo?
:23:55
Don't you know
this is a snowboard academy?
:23:58
Total bagel job, Schlomo! Zero!