:32:03
so all men could use it,
:32:05
and that was to do the one thing
that no man had ever done before:
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ski the Goat.
:32:18
I boogie-woogie one-skied that Goat,
:32:20
and for years after, all men -
and bitches too -
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could ski Pine Mountain.
:32:27
Oh, it was beautiful, babies.
:32:31
But, like everything beautiful,
people fucked it all up.
:32:35
I tried to stop 'em, but..
I was pretty fucked up my damn self.
:32:40
Well, that's when the Colonel..
the motherfucker stole my one-ski idea
:32:45
and had the mountain declared
a private skiing academy.
:32:49
Then we was all
back on the slushy hill.
:32:51
Brah, why don't you go do all that shit
again and get our mountain back for us?
:32:56
(all) Yeah!
:32:57
How am I supposed to do that, Balls?
Pretend I'm not tired, bitter and drunk?
:33:07
(whistle)
:33:08
Check it out.
It's the guys from the cafe.
:33:11
- Yeah. Let's just go this way.
- No, no. Be polite.
:33:14
Hey! Let me buy you brahs
a couple of glasses of suds.
:33:17
Actually, you know, I'm not a bra, mister.
I'm a man.
:33:21
Bras are what are used
to hold up women's breasts.
:33:23
Look, we're only being nice to you
:33:25
'cause we like the new muffin girl
with the dope ass.
:33:28
(laughs)
:33:29
And now we're not gonna
buy you any suds.
:33:37
- Academy members only.
- William Wagstaff.
:33:40
I should be somewhere on the list.
:33:42
Oh, yeah.
You're the new half-poorie kid.
:33:45
- And you are..?
- Casey Richards.
:33:48
She's not in the academy.
She's my guest.
:33:50
Sorry. Only members of the academy
can be guests.
:33:54
Thanks! Billy, I'm gonna go hang out
with the less classy group over there.
:33:57
Yeah, yeah.