:38:00
so the fact
that I'm doing that...
:38:02
means you have to
hand it over to me...
:38:04
which means
that what I say goes, OK?
:38:07
No.
:38:09
Fine. Up to you.
:38:11
Absolutely fine.
:38:15
It's cool.
:38:24
Come on, please?
It's really good.
:38:26
This is really great.
You'll thank me.
:38:28
- If you want to tell me, tell me.
- OK. You promise I'm the boss?
:38:31
How old are you?
:38:33
Look, only I cared to put
this thing together.
:38:35
I think that gives me a little ownership.
I'm not crazy here.
:38:37
I mean,
this is really, really good.
:38:40
OK, you're the boss, I agree.
:38:42
In all things pertaining to this
extraordinary development...
:38:44
I will be guided by you,
is that OK?
:38:46
- "Guided" meaning?
- Charley!
:38:48
OK.
:38:50
Max is your kid.
:38:53
Your biological descendant.
:38:57
Your spawn.
:39:05
What're you talking about?
:39:07
OK, this has been
bugging me for months...
:39:08
but now I'm so sure.
:39:10
Fact: 3 1/2 years ago,
you donated sperm to their gyno.
:39:14
Yes.
:39:16
Fact: After three months of trying,
Pam said it wasn't working...
:39:18
and they were gonna get a donor
from a sperm bank.
:39:20
Yes. They were
upset about it, remember?
:39:22
Pam was a wreck.
:39:24
Fact: six months later,
they're pregnant.
:39:26
Fact: Sperm can be kept viable
for up to twelve years...
:39:30
if frozen correctly,
according to this website I found.
:39:33
And fact: When your parents
came to visit a year ago...
:39:37
Pam, Max, and Diane all got sick...
:39:40
and couldn't come over
to visit because your mother...
:39:42
would recognize Max
as her grandchild.
:39:45
And, finally...
:39:51
You...Max.
:39:53
All kids look alike!
:39:55
No, no, no. No, you see it.
:39:57
You see it,
but you can't believe it.