:39:05
What're you talking about?
:39:07
OK, this has been
bugging me for months...
:39:08
but now I'm so sure.
:39:10
Fact: 3 1/2 years ago,
you donated sperm to their gyno.
:39:14
Yes.
:39:16
Fact: After three months of trying,
Pam said it wasn't working...
:39:18
and they were gonna get a donor
from a sperm bank.
:39:20
Yes. They were
upset about it, remember?
:39:22
Pam was a wreck.
:39:24
Fact: six months later,
they're pregnant.
:39:26
Fact: Sperm can be kept viable
for up to twelve years...
:39:30
if frozen correctly,
according to this website I found.
:39:33
And fact: When your parents
came to visit a year ago...
:39:37
Pam, Max, and Diane all got sick...
:39:40
and couldn't come over
to visit because your mother...
:39:42
would recognize Max
as her grandchild.
:39:45
And, finally...
:39:51
You...Max.
:39:53
All kids look alike!
:39:55
No, no, no. No, you see it.
:39:57
You see it,
but you can't believe it.
:40:01
I can't believe it because--
:40:03
Come on,
it doesn't make sense.
:40:05
Why would they lie?
:40:06
Because this way,
Max is all theirs.
:40:09
They don't have to consult you
about anything.
:40:11
Sure, they'd lose a little money...
:40:12
but it's the power,
that's what they want.
:40:13
They don't have
to consider us at all.
:40:15
But if that's how
they feel about it...
:40:17
why did they even try with us
in the first place?
:40:19
I don't know. Sentiment.
:40:22
But then they thought
better of it.
:40:24
Maybe we were too enthusiastic.
:40:26
Maybe we got excited
and started talking about colleges...
:40:28
or said something nice
about sugar.
:40:30
OK, then, you know,
they changed their mind.
:40:33
Why not really use sperm
from a sperm bank?
:40:34
Because you're a sure thing.
:40:36
Look at you.
You're smart, you're sexy.
:40:39
You're not faggy at all.
The gayest thing about you is me.
:40:46
I've known Pam since
the eighth grade. She wouldn't lie.
:40:49
She's a mother.
It's a sick, sick bond.
:40:53
Think of yours.
:40:55
Think of mine.
It's unwholesome.
:40:59
We have to call them.