:56:01
'cause she's, like, opinionated.
:56:07
All right.
:56:10
What did you do
to your face, man?
:56:14
- What do you mean?
- You got a fake moustache on.
:56:16
Oh, yeah. You like it?
:56:18
It's so my clients don't notice me,
you know?
:56:19
It's a little make-up, too,
that Mamie has.
:56:21
Mamie's white, OK?
You look like a scared Mexican.
:56:25
Like, down at the border
on the news.
:56:26
Hey, come on.
That's my face up there, OK?
:56:28
It's gonna look good
through the camera.
:56:29
- Just shoot.
- It's cool, man.
:56:30
I don't know how
it's gonna read. I guess--
:56:31
- Come on. I gotta go.
- Well, it looks all right.
:56:33
OK. We're rolling, we're rolling.
:56:36
Came up with a list of questions
that, you know...
:56:38
everybody who's ever gotten
a massage, I'm sure, wants to know.
:56:40
Have you had a massage, ever?
:56:41
Yeah, I have.
Actually, let's start with that.
:56:43
What do you do
when somebody lets one out...
:56:45
while you're massaging them?
Do you just keep going?
:56:48
Is that what the incense is for?
Take me through that.
:56:51
You farted today inside.
:56:52
- No.
- You said it was her!
:56:54
- Cut!
- You know something?
:56:56
Women don't fart like that,
my friend.
:56:58
Do me a favor?
Take a picture of me.
:57:00
I forgot, I wanted to do it before.
So we'll get back to this.
:57:04
Ready?
:57:06
Your fly's open.
:57:08
Good.
:57:09
Here we go. What's it like...
:57:11
when some woman
you're massaging lets one out?
:57:15
OK, they're cooked
all the way now.
:57:17
I didn't know. I like 'em pink.
:57:19
OK. Maybe we have five minutes,
in a montage...
:57:23
with music covering the stupidity.
:57:25
- We shot for two hours.
- Yeah, and it's garbage.
:57:28
Nicky, who cares who invented
that donut that people put their face in?
:57:33
It's called a cradle, OK?
:57:34
A face cradle,
and I think it's interesting.
:57:37
And farts?
And who pays for the lotion?
:57:40
And, so, OK,
how do people tip you?
:57:43
Because they're naked,
so where's the wallet?
:57:45
That's neat, OK?
The little envelopes at the front desk?
:57:47
I didn't know that.
:57:49
All right. Do you want
to get into film school?
:57:51
- Yeah.
- Because I don't care.
:57:53
I just have to help you
make a documentary.
:57:55
As good as the one
you're not letting me make.
:57:58
No. No. Just a documentary.