Happy Endings
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:57:00
I forgot, I wanted to do it before.
So we'll get back to this.

:57:04
Ready?
:57:06
Your fly's open.
:57:08
Good.
:57:09
Here we go. What's it like...
:57:11
when some woman
you're massaging lets one out?

:57:15
OK, they're cooked
all the way now.

:57:17
I didn't know. I like 'em pink.
:57:19
OK. Maybe we have five minutes,
in a montage...

:57:23
with music covering the stupidity.
:57:25
- We shot for two hours.
- Yeah, and it's garbage.

:57:28
Nicky, who cares who invented
that donut that people put their face in?

:57:33
It's called a cradle, OK?
:57:34
A face cradle,
and I think it's interesting.

:57:37
And farts?
And who pays for the lotion?

:57:40
And, so, OK,
how do people tip you?

:57:43
Because they're naked,
so where's the wallet?

:57:45
That's neat, OK?
The little envelopes at the front desk?

:57:47
I didn't know that.
:57:49
All right. Do you want
to get into film school?

:57:51
- Yeah.
- Because I don't care.

:57:53
I just have to help you
make a documentary.

:57:55
As good as the one
you're not letting me make.

:57:58
No. No. Just a documentary.
:58:00
If you want a stupid interview...
:58:02
that you could see
on the local news, fine.

:58:05
But if you want this to be good...
:58:07
if you want people
to care about him...

:58:10
you have to have a point of view.
:58:12
I have a point of view!
:58:13
This guy has it made,
and I care...

:58:15
because I want to see him
get all these ladies off.

:58:18
- That's your reasoning?
- Yes!

:58:20
Oh, OK. All right.
Well, I'm relieved.

:58:22
What does that mean?
:58:23
It means someone smart
would be harder to please.

:58:26
But if you're stupid,
hey, just makes my job easier.

:58:29
What did you just call me?
:58:32
Forget it. It's OK.
:58:38
You know,
you say "stupid" too much.

:58:42
I just mean, I think
you're better than this...

:58:45
or you could be.
:58:46
Yeah, well I think that goes
for everybody...

:58:50
from what I can see
from right here.


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