:10:01
- Chris Brander.
- I'm Mandy.
:10:03
Of course you are. You know,
I know a song called "Mandy."
:10:06
Oh!
:10:09
He shoots, he scores.
:10:14
- Nice, nice!
- Yeah, Brander! Great job, Brander!
:10:18
You're the bad bunny.
No. No, that's you.
:10:21
You're the bad bunny.
Yeah.
:10:23
Okay, that's enough
out of you.
:10:25
Next time you call me,
you call me collect.
:10:27
Okay. Bye-bye.
:10:29
- So how'd it go last night?
- Home by 10:00.
:10:32
Pants off in front
of the computer by 10:01.
:10:34
Nice. What about Sheila?
Are you making any headway?
:10:37
We'll see. I'm taking her
to lunch today...
:10:39
Oh, whoa, whoa whoa.
Don't... don't do that.
:10:41
- Okay? Don't do lunch.
- Why?
:10:43
That's like the express lane
to the friend zone.
:10:45
What the hell's
the friend zone?
:10:47
See when a girl decides
that you're her friend,
:10:49
you're no longer
a dating option.
:10:51
You become a complete
non-sexual entity in her eyes,
:10:54
like her brother.
Or a lamp.
:10:55
I don't want
to be a lamp.
:10:57
Yeah. Well, then don't be
her friend, okay?
:10:59
Oh. Take that guy,
for example.
:11:02
- You mean that couple?
- No no no.
:11:05
No, I mean the guy that
wishes they were a couple.
:11:07
- What is your point?
- My point is...
:11:09
call Sheila, Ray.
Call her right now.
:11:12
Move your day date
to tonight.
:11:14
Play the entire thing aloof and no matter
what you do, kiss her at the end.
:11:17
- 'Cause friends don't kiss.
- All right. "Aloof."
:11:20
Hi.
:11:26
- Straight to voicemail.
- Ouch.
:11:28
Hope you're not too late.
You may already be girlfriends.
:11:31
- Really? How will I know?
- Look. It doesn't matter, okay?
:11:34
If you feel yourself
going there, walk away.
:11:38
Where'd you come up
with this theory?
:11:40
Some chick f'd me up
in high school bad.
:11:43
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
:11:45
Excuse you!
:11:47
I saw you flirting
with me out there.
:11:48
How could you do
that to your boyfriend?
:11:50
Who, him?
We're just friends.
:11:55
Oh, no no no, I never said that, Lindsay. I
wouldn't do that.
:11:58
No, I'm driving
through a tunnel.