:11:02
- You mean that couple?
- No no no.
:11:05
No, I mean the guy that
wishes they were a couple.
:11:07
- What is your point?
- My point is...
:11:09
call Sheila, Ray.
Call her right now.
:11:12
Move your day date
to tonight.
:11:14
Play the entire thing aloof and no matter
what you do, kiss her at the end.
:11:17
- 'Cause friends don't kiss.
- All right. "Aloof."
:11:20
Hi.
:11:26
- Straight to voicemail.
- Ouch.
:11:28
Hope you're not too late.
You may already be girlfriends.
:11:31
- Really? How will I know?
- Look. It doesn't matter, okay?
:11:34
If you feel yourself
going there, walk away.
:11:38
Where'd you come up
with this theory?
:11:40
Some chick f'd me up
in high school bad.
:11:43
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
:11:45
Excuse you!
:11:47
I saw you flirting
with me out there.
:11:48
How could you do
that to your boyfriend?
:11:50
Who, him?
We're just friends.
:11:55
Oh, no no no, I never said that, Lindsay. I
wouldn't do that.
:11:58
No, I'm driving
through a tunnel.
:12:00
Okay. One second here.
Hey, Francine, you look great.
:12:03
- Thanks.
- That color really brings out your legs.
:12:06
Hey, I don't even know you.
Yeah. Ho-ho-ho.
:12:10
That's great.
Merry Christmas.
:12:11
I can still see it.
I can still... rub harder!
:12:13
Don't dab at it!
Rub it.
:12:15
Rub, rub it, rub it!
:12:17
Look, honestly, these pants
make me look fat?
:12:20
- Well...
- You're fired!
:12:21
- What?
- I'm kidding.
:12:23
Ho-ho-ho! Who's got
a Christmas present?
:12:26
I do.
:12:28
How you doing, boss?
Merry Christmas.
:12:30
- I look fat in these pants?
- Hell no.
:12:32
Excellent! So you're
seeing your family
:12:34
- for the holidays.
- Well, as a matter of fact...
:12:36
- Wait. You want anything?
- No.
:12:37
Go! Wait.
:12:40
- Family.
- Parents are separated.
:12:42
- Jersey's not my idea of a good time, so...
- Fabulous.
:12:44
- Check this out.
- Yeah. Great. Good.
:12:46
First up tonight, you've seen
her in the pages of magazines,
:12:49
and well, the opening
of practically anything,
:12:51
but what what you may not
know about this "it" girl...
:12:53
is her humanitarian side.
:12:55
Hey, everyone.
I'm Samantha James
:12:57
and I'm here
with Mr. Cluck Cluck
:12:58
and my new
best friend Wafoofi