:13:12
- I told you to get out.
- Jesus!
:13:22
OK. So, what's this all about?
:13:25
What? Nothin'.
:13:26
Nothin'.
:13:27
So, you called me for nothin'?
:13:29
I've been sort of
seeing someone.
:13:31
Seeing someone?
That's what I'm talkin' about. Finally.
:13:34
- You think it's a good thing?
- Absolutely.
:13:37
Yeah. The last time I tried
to hook you up, you bailed out.
:13:40
This is good, and the fact
that you initiated it yourself,
:13:43
that's important. OK?
Now, who is she? Do I know her?
:13:46
I mean I'm seeing someone
that's not there.
:13:49
She's emotionally unavailable?
:13:54
You mean like a hallucination.
:13:57
Twice, in my apartment.
:13:59
A woman.
:14:01
Attractive?
:14:03
- Not really there, Jack.
- Right. Right. OK.
:14:06
So when you saw this woman,
were you drunk?
:14:10
I mean, I had a little buzz.
:14:12
Dave, don't lie to me,
it doesn't help.
:14:14
OK, fine, I was wasted.
:14:16
But still, I shouldn't be seeing
some little blonde control freak
:14:19
running around my apartment.
:14:21
Why are you writing this down?
This isn't a session.
:14:24
That's insulting, OK? I'm your friend
Jack here, I'm not charging you.
:14:29
But if this thing rolls
into a second hour
:14:31
we're gonna have to work out
some kind of deal. I'm kidding.
:14:34
So, hold on a second.
You were drunk,
:14:36
- you saw this blonde, controlling...
- I gotta stop drinkin'.
:14:39
- No.
- No?
:14:41
Yeah, drink, party.
Just do it with other people.
:14:44
God gave us alcohol
as a social lubricant.
:14:46
Make men brave,
make women loose.
:14:49
What is that,
some Berkeley shrink thing?
:14:52
No. Look around you, OK?
:14:53
See this? This is the world.
:14:56
Join it.
:14:58
Stop swimming around
in your own mind.