:21:01
You dig, cracker?
You feel me?
:21:03
W-What does that mean?
:21:04
I really don't know.
:21:06
I heard it
on a rap video once.
:21:08
Oh.
:21:09
But, I'm, like, really funny.
I got like a million jokes.
:21:12
Great. Okay, yeah.
I'd love to hear one. Shoot.
:21:14
Remember when
you called us out
:21:15
onto the field
and you fell over?
:21:17
Right. Yeah?
:21:19
[chuckling]
:21:20
Man! I got you good!
:21:23
[all laughing]
:21:27
Somebody call the burn unit.
I got you bad!
:21:30
How did I get burned?
:21:32
Apparently,
I don't get it, okay.
:21:33
Doesn't matter.
:21:35
Uh, you know what?
Let's just do some drills.
:21:37
Now, this one,
:21:38
all the great players
have done at one
time or another.
:21:40
It's called "the snake."
:21:41
Player in the back
dribbles the ball
:21:44
in a weaving fashion
around the player
:21:46
and stops 3 feet
from the first player.
:21:48
[children yelling]
:21:50
Hey!
:21:51
[blowing whistle]
:21:53
Okay, that's not the snake.
:21:56
##[Holla by Baha Men playing]
:21:57
Uh...
:21:58
# We got the rhythm,
we got the most fun ##
:22:01
Honey,
it was your first practice.
:22:02
It'll get better.
:22:04
No, it's gonna get worse.
:22:05
You need to give it
some time, Phil.
:22:07
No. I already know.
It was awful.
:22:09
The kids were
just running around.
:22:10
They weren't
listening to me.
:22:11
They were like
4-foot whirling dervishes.
:22:14
And I don't even know
what a whirling dervish is,
:22:16
but that's--that's what
they were like.
:22:18
You know why?
'Cause I'm not a coach.
:22:21
Okay? I don't know
what I'm doing.
:22:24
My dad. He's a coach.
He knows the game.
:22:27
He's confident, he's smart,
:22:29
witty, dynamic,
vicious, brutal, vindictive.
:22:33
A monster.
:22:35
And he will win
through intimidation
:22:37
and forceful tactics
if need be.
:22:39
I'm not like that.
:22:42
In fact, I don't know
anyone like that.
:22:45
Do you?
:22:50
So, Paul,
what's on your mind?
:22:52
Uh, actually, it's Phil.
:22:54
You mean, it's not Paul?
:22:55
No, it's Phil.
:22:56
What's the difference?
Come on. Spit it out.
:22:58
Uh, here it is.
:22:59
(Diana)
Mike!