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(Buck)
I want to welcome you all
to tonight's
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Highland Heights
Soccer Organization
parent's dinner.
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Every year,
we like to take
a little time
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for the coaches
to come up here
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to tell us a little
about their team.
:29:16
(man)
All right.
:29:17
How about I bring up
someone who's new
to coaching in this league,
:29:20
but is close to me?
:29:21
I love him like a son.
Come on up, Phil.
:29:24
(all)
Come on, Phil.
:29:25
Come on, Philly. Come on.
:29:26
Go. Yes.
:29:29
Good guy. Good guy.
:29:31
[man whistling]
:29:33
Good to see you.
:29:36
Thanks, Dad.
:29:38
Uh, thanks, Janice.
:29:43
Hello, uh,
:29:44
I'm, uh, I'm Phil Weston.
:29:46
And you got balls!
:29:48
[audience laughing]
:29:49
He's got vitamins.
:29:51
[audience laughing]
:29:54
That's very funny, Dad.
Hilarious.
:29:57
So when I took over
for Coach Benson--
:29:59
I hear he's a woman now.
:30:00
[audience laughing]
:30:01
Ooh.
:30:03
Actually, uh, truth be told,
no one knows
where he is right now.
:30:06
A lot of people
are concerned.
:30:07
[audience laughing]
:30:10
I don't know
why that's funny.
:30:16
God, I'm going to be honest,
I--I didn't plan on
speaking tonight.
:30:18
I--I was-- I was
actually hoping that
:30:21
my--my assistant coach
would be here,
:30:24
uh, to kind of...
:30:25
[audience murmuring]
:30:28
Ladies and gentlemen,
I would like to introduce
Mike Ditka.
:30:32
[audience cheering]
:30:34
It's Mike Ditka, everyone!
:30:38
Say a few words.
:30:40
Thanks, Paul,
thanks, everybody.
It's--It's great to be here
:30:42
and, uh, gonna have
a lot of fun tonight.
:30:44
Paul's got the Tigers
on the move.
:30:45
All right!
:30:47
You live long enough,
you see everything.
:30:49
Iron Mike and Aluminum Phil
coaching the Tigers.
:30:53
[audience laughing]
:30:55
I couldn't really hear you.
:30:57
My Super Bowl ring
was making too much noise.