:05:01
I'm gonna see what I can do
about that, okay?
:05:05
We'll see you
back at the house, Dad.
:05:06
(Buck)
You played great, Son.
You played great.
:05:08
I'm proud of you.
:05:10
Come on, buddy.
:05:13
Hi, you guys.
:05:14
Oh, Barb.
Hi.
:05:16
Hey, look who's here.
Two of my favorite people,
and Phil.
:05:20
Very funny, Dad.
Haven't heard
that one before.
:05:22
Hey, Buck.
:05:24
I see you got a new case
for the Pele ball.
:05:26
(Buck)
That's my ball.
:05:28
Get away from that.
Don't--Don't get any ideas.
Don't even touch it.
:05:31
(male announcer)
And now...
Watch this.
:05:32
an important message
from the King.
:05:34
Hi, I'm Buck Weston,
King of Sporting Goods.
:05:37
You can save...
Me.
:05:38
big on all kinds of balls.
:05:40
Basketballs, footballs,
:05:43
hockey pucks, baseballs...
:05:46
Those acting lessons
really paid off.
:05:48
Yeah, I got four stores now,
and I'm opening a fifth
next month
:05:51
in your neck of the woods.
:05:52
You sure you
don't want a job?
:05:54
I got a job, Dad.
:05:55
Oh, yeah, what?
Selling--Selling vitamins?
:05:57
In fact, you need to take
more vitamins.
:05:58
I take a vitamin every day,
it's called a steak.
:06:01
Now look,
I came up with this myself,
look at this.
:06:03
I'm Buck Weston.
:06:05
(all)
And he's got balls!
:06:08
Pretty good, huh?
What do you think?
:06:10
I think this is
your best commercial yet.
:06:12
It was pretty good.
:06:14
Gripping. Gripping.
:06:16
[machine humming]
Ditka.
:06:17
Stay away from that, okay?
:06:18
Here we go again.
:06:21
Hey, Ditka!
Will you knock it off?
:06:22
Hey, knock it off,
would you?
:06:24
[humming]
:06:25
Hey, do that later,
would you, please?
:06:27
I got company!
:06:29
[humming stops]
:06:30
Doing my lawn.
:06:31
Look, we're trying to have
a nice family gathering,
all right?
:06:33
I'm trying to get
my yard cleaned.
:06:35
You're messing up my yard.
Let me-- Let me ask you.
:06:37
The world's gotta stop
'cause you got
a family gathering?
:06:39
I'm trying to do my lawn!
Yeah, but you put all your--
:06:41
Guys--
:06:42
Hey, stay out of this.
It's between us, okay?
:06:44
Here, take some of this back,
'cause I don't want it.
:06:47
Hey! Knock it off!
It's all for you!
:06:48
You're nuts!
Guys, guys!
:06:50
How do you like that, Ditka?
:06:51
Take it back.
:06:52
Here, you get
the whole thing!
:06:53
[humming]
:06:55
We'll settle this later,
okay?
:06:56
Yeah, you know
where to find me!
:06:58
Yeah, exactly.
:06:59
I got this for you, too!
Get out of here!