:08:00
Look, Phil,
I'm not just
coaching soccer.
:08:03
I'm building men.
:08:05
Okay, yeah.
:08:06
Hey, hey, hey.
:08:07
It's an impressive shot.
Sure.
:08:09
But, you know,
I want Sam to have fun.
:08:10
This isn't the big leagues.
:08:12
For those who live
between Broadway
and Grandville,
:08:14
between the ages
of 10 and 12,
:08:15
who are free
on Sundays and Tuesdays,
:08:18
this is the big leagues.
:08:20
But what about Sam?
:08:22
Sam, you saw him
out there today.
It breaks my heart.
:08:24
At best,
he's a benchwarmer.
:08:28
Wow! Oh!
:08:30
Oh, Killer! Killer!
:08:32
How did that happen?
:08:43
[sighs]
:08:48
Hey, Sam,
you wanna give us a minute?
:08:50
Need a little adult time.
:08:51
Uh-huh.
:08:52
[door closes]
:08:54
[sighs]
:08:56
Of all the asinine things
my dad has done,
:08:58
this is by far
the most asinine.
:09:00
I mean, I know he's
the most competitive man
in the world.
:09:03
But this beats them all.
I'm angry.
:09:07
I'm--I'm spitting angry!
:09:10
I'm like a tornado of anger,
swirling about!
:09:13
My heart rate is
dangerously high right now.
:09:17
I'm glad it happened,
l--
:09:18
What?
Yeah.
:09:20
What do you mean?
:09:21
Where did my wife go?
Are you a robot?
:09:24
Are you a robot-woman?
:09:25
I--I am not a robot.
:09:27
Phil, honey,
I know this is
upsetting, okay,
:09:29
but you have to try to
find the positive in this.
:09:32
It was unhealthy
for Sam to play
on your dad's team.
:09:35
Now he'll play
for the Tigers
:09:37
[sighs]
and have some fun.
:09:39
Okay, look,
you're too upset about this.
:09:41
So, I'll tell him, okay?
:09:43
No, no, no,
no, no, no, l...
:09:46
I need to tell him.
:09:48
[sighs]
:09:49
[grunts]
:09:50
Benchwarmer?
:09:52
[grunts]
:09:53
[hissing]
:09:55
Boy, did that hurt my face.
:09:57
[knocking on door]
:09:59
Sammy?
Yeah?