:09:00
I mean, I know he's
the most competitive man
in the world.
:09:03
But this beats them all.
I'm angry.
:09:07
I'm--I'm spitting angry!
:09:10
I'm like a tornado of anger,
swirling about!
:09:13
My heart rate is
dangerously high right now.
:09:17
I'm glad it happened,
l--
:09:18
What?
Yeah.
:09:20
What do you mean?
:09:21
Where did my wife go?
Are you a robot?
:09:24
Are you a robot-woman?
:09:25
I--I am not a robot.
:09:27
Phil, honey,
I know this is
upsetting, okay,
:09:29
but you have to try to
find the positive in this.
:09:32
It was unhealthy
for Sam to play
on your dad's team.
:09:35
Now he'll play
for the Tigers
:09:37
[sighs]
and have some fun.
:09:39
Okay, look,
you're too upset about this.
:09:41
So, I'll tell him, okay?
:09:43
No, no, no,
no, no, no, l...
:09:46
I need to tell him.
:09:48
[sighs]
:09:49
[grunts]
:09:50
Benchwarmer?
:09:52
[grunts]
:09:53
[hissing]
:09:55
Boy, did that hurt my face.
:09:57
[knocking on door]
:09:59
Sammy?
Yeah?
:10:00
Hey.
Hey.
:10:01
What are you doing?
Nothing.
:10:03
Internet dating?
No.
:10:05
Mail-order bride?
No.
:10:06
Just kidding.
:10:08
(Phil)
Look, uh, I got
some good news.
:10:12
I got you put on a new team.
:10:14
I'm not on the Gladiators
anymore?
:10:16
No.
:10:17
You're on the Tigers.
:10:18
[snarling]
:10:19
The Tigers?
Yeah.
:10:21
They're in last place.
:10:23
Yeah, but you're gonna get
more playing time.
:10:26
Did Grandpa trade me?
:10:29
No.
:10:32
Yes, wait.
I'm happy this is happening.
:10:35
This is a good thing.
:10:36
You know, it doesn't seem
like a good thing,
:10:38
but it's a good thing.
Trust me.
:10:39
You do not wanna be
the kid
:10:42
that's on the other end
of the bench.
:10:44
You do not
want to be that kid.
:10:46
'Cause I know that kid.
:10:47
You don't wanna be him.
:10:49
Okay.
:10:50
You don't wanna be the kid
who has such suppressed rage
:10:55
that his heart's about
to burst through his chest.
:10:58
[panting]
:10:59
You don't wanna
be the kid that
when he thinks about