Man of the House
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:35:09
- All right, what do I owe you?
- $13.75.

:35:17
Hey, do you live here with all these girls?
:35:19
Temporarily.
:35:21
Dude, you're my new hero.
:35:24
Imagine what that means to me.
:35:32
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

:35:36
Without my phone, I am nothing,
I am worthless.

:35:39
I need to speak to my Antonio...
:35:45
- What is that?
- The Carnivore.

:35:47
Pepperoni, sausage, ground beef, ham, and
olive loaf, all together in one savoury pie.

:35:53
With jalapeƱos.
:35:55
- Want some?
- Yes. No.

:35:57
Extra-thick crust.
:35:59
- I can't. I'm on the Zone.
- What zone?

:36:01
The proper combination
of protein, fat, and carbohydrates.

:36:04
This combination's proper as hell.
:36:06
I'm a total Atkins girl.
:36:07
I do Weight Watchers.
:36:08
You'll probably blow all your daily points
with just one bite.

:36:11
This baby has one point and one point only,
and that is tasting good.

:36:16
I don't know why you girls are on a diet.
You couldn't weigh any more than...

:36:21
Don't even go there.
:36:22
No, there are some things
we just don't discuss.

:36:25
My daughter has a very healthy appetite.
:36:27
Interesting. You never mentioned
you had a daughter.

:36:29
- What's her name?
- Emma.

:36:30
- How old is she?
- Seventeen.

:36:32
- Is she a cheerleader?
- I hope not.

:36:34
- What's her favourite band?
- You got me.

:36:37
How about her sign?
:36:38
Is she sexually active?
:36:40
- Hell, no.
- She probably is.

:36:42
68% of high-school students
in Texas have had sex...

:36:44
by the time they've reached the 12th grade.
:36:46
Slightly higher than the national average.
:36:48
Thank you for ruining my day.
:36:50
I'll tell you one thing about this daughter
you know nothing about.

:36:53
She must be supremely messed up
in the head from living in a house with you.

:36:57
She lives with her mother.
:36:59
Why did your marriage fall apart?

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