:36:01
The proper combination
of protein, fat, and carbohydrates.
:36:04
This combination's proper as hell.
:36:06
I'm a total Atkins girl.
:36:07
I do Weight Watchers.
:36:08
You'll probably blow all your daily points
with just one bite.
:36:11
This baby has one point and one point only,
and that is tasting good.
:36:16
I don't know why you girls are on a diet.
You couldn't weigh any more than...
:36:21
Don't even go there.
:36:22
No, there are some things
we just don't discuss.
:36:25
My daughter has a very healthy appetite.
:36:27
Interesting. You never mentioned
you had a daughter.
:36:29
- What's her name?
- Emma.
:36:30
- How old is she?
- Seventeen.
:36:32
- Is she a cheerleader?
- I hope not.
:36:34
- What's her favourite band?
- You got me.
:36:37
How about her sign?
:36:38
Is she sexually active?
:36:40
- Hell, no.
- She probably is.
:36:42
68% of high-school students
in Texas have had sex...
:36:44
by the time they've reached the 12th grade.
:36:46
Slightly higher than the national average.
:36:48
Thank you for ruining my day.
:36:50
I'll tell you one thing about this daughter
you know nothing about.
:36:53
She must be supremely messed up
in the head from living in a house with you.
:36:57
She lives with her mother.
:36:59
Why did your marriage fall apart?
:37:00
That's one of many things
that you and I will never discuss.
:37:03
You see, you clearly don't know
how to speak to women.
:37:06
I know how to speak to women.
I clearly choose not to.
:37:40
We need to establish
this bathroom at the end of the hall...
:37:43
is a 100% masculine bathroom.
:37:44
From this moment on, it is off-limits to
you people and your foolish undergarments.
:37:49
- You want an egg-white omelette?
- Does that mean no yolks?
:37:51
- No yolks.
- No, thanks.
:37:53
- Want some kamut flakes?
- What?
:37:54
- Ancient grain. Tastes great with soymilk.
- Soymilk.