:59:04
And now I'm here...
:59:07
alone in my apartment.
:59:11
You're probably in your big house...
:59:14
with your family...
and your dog.
:59:19
And probably your dog
has a family too.
:59:21
You're probably all gathered
around the fire singing carols...
:59:25
even though it isn't Christmas.
:59:27
Just for fun.
:59:31
You will never, ever see this...
:59:34
because you'll never watch
this far on the tape.
:59:38
You'll probably never
even watch the tape, will you?
:59:43
I could do anything right now.
:59:56
If you are watching this...
:59:58
then just call this number, okay?
1:00:03
Just call this number,
the number you see on your screen...
1:00:07
and say "macaroni. "
1:00:10
Okay? That's all you have to do.
1:00:14
Just "macaroni and hang up.
No questions asked.
1:00:27
I thought we'd have
breakfast for dinner.
1:00:30
And then maybe sometime
we'll have dinner for breakfast.
1:00:35
Just to mix things up a little.
1:00:38
But there's still
ice cream for dessert.
1:00:45
It's fine with me if you guys want
to continue this silent treatment.
1:00:48
It's like a Zen retreat for me.