:09:01
Grandma Florentino
is gonna be heartbroken.
:09:03
Oh, please!
:09:04
When she came from the old country,
the statue said,
:09:07
"Give me your tired, your poor,
your huddled masses..."
:09:09
Know why they huddled?
:09:10
She was beatin' the crap out of
everybody with that wooden spoon.
:09:14
You know what, Carmine?
:09:15
The place may change,
but you'll always be a jerk.
:09:18
Will you guys shut up?
:09:19
Oh! You do not talk
to me like that.
:09:23
You know what this is?
Rap music.
:09:26
It breeds disrespect like a fungus.
:09:28
The names these guys have:
Slim Shady, Puff Daddy.
:09:34
He goes by P-Diddy for short.
:09:36
For short?
Why?
:09:37
It takes all day to say "Puff"?
Oh! I'm exhausted.
:09:40
Look who's talking about names.
:09:42
They call you Carmine "The Beans."
:09:44
Yes, because I grind
my own beans for coffee.
:09:48
A nickname has to be married...
:09:50
What?
:09:51
You're no longer known
as "Carmine The Beans."
:09:54
You're George,
Linda, and Patrick Cheeseman.
:09:55
Cheeseman.
What is that, French?
:09:57
Who's Patrick? Who's George?
Because I ain't no "George."
:10:00
I ain't no "George," either.
:10:02
I think Linda's a beautiful name.
:10:04
I always wished my mother
had named me Linda.
:10:06
Should've named you
"Chatty Kathy."
:10:08
Just zip it.
:10:09
I ain't no "Patrick."
They call you "Pat" for short.
:10:11
"Pat" is a girl's name,
:10:13
and I ain't no name
that goes both ways.
:10:16
Look, we have driver's licenses,
birth certificates, bankcards,
:10:19
social security cards,
and supermarket rewards cards.
:10:22
They're all made out to George,
Patrick, and Linda Cheeseman.
:10:24
Well then, I'm going by "Rick,"
because I ain't no "Pat."
:10:29
So, Agent Banks, where we moving to?
:10:47
Mr. And Mrs. Cheeseman,
I'm Special Agent Tuttle.
:10:50
Welcome to Utah.
:10:51
Okay, the arrangements
have been made for you
:10:54
to stay in a hotel tonight,
:10:55
then provide you with a vehicle.
:10:58
How many wives you got?
:10:59
Just one.