:10:00
I ain't no "George," either.
:10:02
I think Linda's a beautiful name.
:10:04
I always wished my mother
had named me Linda.
:10:06
Should've named you
"Chatty Kathy."
:10:08
Just zip it.
:10:09
I ain't no "Patrick."
They call you "Pat" for short.
:10:11
"Pat" is a girl's name,
:10:13
and I ain't no name
that goes both ways.
:10:16
Look, we have driver's licenses,
birth certificates, bankcards,
:10:19
social security cards,
and supermarket rewards cards.
:10:22
They're all made out to George,
Patrick, and Linda Cheeseman.
:10:24
Well then, I'm going by "Rick,"
because I ain't no "Pat."
:10:29
So, Agent Banks, where we moving to?
:10:47
Mr. And Mrs. Cheeseman,
I'm Special Agent Tuttle.
:10:50
Welcome to Utah.
:10:51
Okay, the arrangements
have been made for you
:10:54
to stay in a hotel tonight,
:10:55
then provide you with a vehicle.
:10:58
How many wives you got?
:10:59
Just one.
:11:00
You're not a Mormon?
:11:01
I am. The Church hasn't
practiced polygamy for 100 years.
:11:04
It's the offshoot groups
that still have plural wives.
:11:07
You'd have to shoot me.
Having one is bad enough.
:11:10
It'd be nice to have more than one.
Give me a break from you.
:11:14
I'll grab your bags.
:11:15
We're right out here.
:11:16
Take a break.
:11:17
- Fine.
- Go ahead.
:11:18
Find me somebody else.
:11:19
Preferably someone without
a mustache and a bad attitude.
:11:28
This looks like
a whole lot of nothing.
:11:31
Actually, it was a desert wasteland
:11:32
when the Mormon Pioneers
arrived in July of 1847.
:11:35
Under the leadership
of President Brigham Young,
:11:37
the entire area...
:11:38
You work for the Park Service
or the FBI?
:11:43
Patrick, there's a lot to do...
:11:45
It's Rick!
:11:46
There's a lot to do
just a day's drive from here.
:11:50
We've got the Grand Canyon,
:11:52
there's Hollywood, Disneyland...
:11:54
Disneyland.
:11:55
My old man promised to take me
and you know what?
:11:58
Took off and never came back.