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One day, Antonio,
in the straw house,
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is sittin' around,
pickin' his teeth,
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watchin' television,
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when he hears a knock on the door.
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It's a soft knock.
The door's made of straw.
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Outside he hears,
"Big Bad Wolf,
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"I'm here to collect
my protection money."
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This is money that the wolf charges
them every month not to eat them.
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Protection money.
They'd give money in an envelope.
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Antonio was just sick of it.
He doesn't want to pay the wolf.
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So Antonio says, "Forget it!
I'm not payin' you anymore!"
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Now, this of course,
makes the wolf very irate.
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So, he says, "I am gonna huff,
I am gonna puff,
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and I am gonna b-b-b-b-blow
your house down!"
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Antonio is very, very upset,
and the wolf huffs
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and he puffs... blows it down.
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Now, Antonio is losing
his little pig mind,
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running around
screaming and yelling.
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His house is ruined.
He's got no insurance.
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He runs
to his buddy Joseppi's house.
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Boom, boom, boom.
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Joseppi, let me in!
The wolf just...
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- "He blew it d..."
- "Yes, he blew it down!
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Come on inside, sit down,
have an espresso, relax."
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They're freakin' out.
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Next thing you know...
boom, boom, boom.
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Who do you think it is?
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Big Bad Wolf.
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Exactly.
The Big Bad Wolf.
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Joseppi says, "Forget it.
I'm not gonna give money either."
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Wolf says,
"All right, I'm a huff.
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I'm a puff, and I'm gonna...
b-b-blow your house down!"
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There's sticks all over the street.
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People are slipping and falling...
like a John Woo film.
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It's crazy!
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Now these two pigs are
out of their... minds.
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Don't know what to do.
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They run to their buddy Fredo's
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with the big brick house.
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Boom, boom.
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He blew down our house.
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Fredo says, "All right, come in."
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"Help. He's gonna cut us.
He's gonna eat us."
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Fredo's like,
"Please, have an espresso?
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"Calm down. Relax.
I'll take care of it."
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Fredo is as cool as a cucumber.
Walks over to the phone.
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He dials some associates
and hangs up the phone.
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The next thing you know...
big black Cadillac limo
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pulls up in front
of Fredo's brick house.