:33:01
They're freakin' out.
:33:03
Next thing you know...
boom, boom, boom.
:33:05
Who do you think it is?
:33:07
Big Bad Wolf.
:33:08
Exactly.
The Big Bad Wolf.
:33:09
Joseppi says, "Forget it.
I'm not gonna give money either."
:33:13
Wolf says,
"All right, I'm a huff.
:33:16
I'm a puff, and I'm gonna...
b-b-blow your house down!"
:33:22
There's sticks all over the street.
:33:23
People are slipping and falling...
like a John Woo film.
:33:26
It's crazy!
:33:28
Now these two pigs are
out of their... minds.
:33:31
Don't know what to do.
:33:33
They run to their buddy Fredo's
:33:34
with the big brick house.
:33:37
Boom, boom.
:33:37
He blew down our house.
:33:39
Fredo says, "All right, come in."
:33:40
"Help. He's gonna cut us.
He's gonna eat us."
:33:42
Fredo's like,
"Please, have an espresso?
:33:44
"Calm down. Relax.
I'll take care of it."
:33:47
Fredo is as cool as a cucumber.
Walks over to the phone.
:33:51
He dials some associates
and hangs up the phone.
:33:55
The next thing you know...
big black Cadillac limo
:33:58
pulls up in front
of Fredo's brick house.
:34:01
Two Goomba pigs
in dark suits get out.
:34:03
They say,
:34:05
"Excuse me.
You the Big Bad Wolf?"
:34:07
He says, "Yeah."
:34:08
They pick him up by his lapels
:34:09
and start bangin' him
against the side of the house,
:34:12
crackin' his brain
against the wall!
:34:14
Then the pig reaches
into his pocket, pulls out his 9mm,
:34:17
puts it against
the wolf's temple... badabing!
:34:19
They blow his brains
all over his suit.
:34:21
Boom!
:34:23
Uh, George, I think we're...
:34:25
This is the best part.
:34:27
I think we probably...
:34:28
This is the best part!
Trust me!
:34:29
Then Antonio and Joseppi they go,
"Fredo, who was that?"
:34:34
Fredo goes, "Ah, those guys?
:34:36
Those are my cousins,
The Guinea Pigs."
:34:40
Guinea Pigs...
:34:43
Never mind.
The End!
:34:45
Yeah! Yeah!!
:34:51
Good kids, good kids.
:34:52
Hey, tell you what kids, here.
:34:54
Go get yourselves some ice cream.
:34:56
That's fine.
Seriously.
:34:57
What, it's ice cream?
:34:59
They get an allowance...
garbage and things they do...