Mobsters and Mormons
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Two Goomba pigs
in dark suits get out.

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They say,
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"Excuse me.
You the Big Bad Wolf?"

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He says, "Yeah."
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They pick him up by his lapels
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and start bangin' him
against the side of the house,

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crackin' his brain
against the wall!

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Then the pig reaches
into his pocket, pulls out his 9mm,

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puts it against
the wolf's temple... badabing!

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They blow his brains
all over his suit.

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Boom!
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Uh, George, I think we're...
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This is the best part.
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I think we probably...
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This is the best part!
Trust me!

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Then Antonio and Joseppi they go,
"Fredo, who was that?"

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Fredo goes, "Ah, those guys?
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Those are my cousins,
The Guinea Pigs."

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Guinea Pigs...
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Never mind.
The End!

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Yeah! Yeah!!
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Good kids, good kids.
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Hey, tell you what kids, here.
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Go get yourselves some ice cream.
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That's fine.
Seriously.

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What, it's ice cream?
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They get an allowance...
garbage and things they do...

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Eh, it's thirty bucks.
It's no big deal.

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Well...
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Hey, how are you?
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Good to see you.
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So, what's goin' on with that thing?
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I looked into the thing.
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And?
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I talked to the guy;
he said it's early 20th century,

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maybe you'll get
$200- $300 at auction.

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Stinkin' "Antiques Road Show"!
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Getting everybody's
hopes up like that.

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My Aunt Adeline... 87 years old.
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She's up in the attic.
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She's looking for things to bring.
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Unbelievable!
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What about that other thing?
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Don't worry about that other thing.
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We're gonna find Carmine,
and we're gonna kill 'im.


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