:51:01
You've seen them.
:51:02
It's truly sad,
with the bloated bellies
:51:05
and the flies flyin' around them.
:51:07
How we gonna know bout 'em
if there ain't someone there
:51:10
takin' pictures
while the flies are buzzin'?
:51:13
We'd be more than happy
to donate scrapbooking materials.
:51:15
I appreciate that; I really do.
:51:17
Thing is, we already got us
a government contract
:51:20
to purchase
the scrapbookin' supplies.
:51:22
All we're looking for
quite frankly,
:51:24
and there ain't no way
to sugarcoat it,
:51:27
is financial donations.
:51:29
It's for the children.
:51:32
Yeah, Salt Lake City
to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.
:51:38
This Friday.
:51:42
Do ya got something
in the morning?
:51:44
I'll take that.
:51:46
First class.
:51:50
One seat.
:51:52
And, no.
One way.
:51:56
Yes.
:52:00
You know, Rick, after dinner
we'll check out
:52:02
the paintballing equipment
if you'd like.
:52:04
Hey, thanks.
:52:05
And thanks for letting me stay
for dinner.
:52:07
Oh, it's our pleasure.
:52:09
But shouldn't you call your parents
so they know you're here?
:52:12
Oh no, that's fine.
:52:13
They got into another fight.
:52:15
Dad took off and Mom drank
a whole bottle of white zinfandel.
:52:18
She's facedown,
you know, wasted.
:52:20
So this works out fine.
:52:22
So you ever actually played
paintball before, Rick?
:52:27
Oh, no.
:52:28
Really?
:52:29
Not everyone's Rambo.
:52:30
Some people lead
civilized lives indoors.
:52:34
It's a shame your dad
couldn't make it with us.
:52:37
He told me about
his doctor's appointment.
:52:40
He told you he had an appointment?
:52:42
Yeah, that's why he won't
be coming paintballing with us.
:52:48
I thought this was going
to stay in the family,
:52:51
but I guess we can confide in you.
:52:54
Why, what's wrong?
:52:56
Well, Dad... Dad's got
to get a colonoscopy.
:52:59
Oooh, wow!