:52:00
You know, Rick, after dinner
we'll check out
:52:02
the paintballing equipment
if you'd like.
:52:04
Hey, thanks.
:52:05
And thanks for letting me stay
for dinner.
:52:07
Oh, it's our pleasure.
:52:09
But shouldn't you call your parents
so they know you're here?
:52:12
Oh no, that's fine.
:52:13
They got into another fight.
:52:15
Dad took off and Mom drank
a whole bottle of white zinfandel.
:52:18
She's facedown,
you know, wasted.
:52:20
So this works out fine.
:52:22
So you ever actually played
paintball before, Rick?
:52:27
Oh, no.
:52:28
Really?
:52:29
Not everyone's Rambo.
:52:30
Some people lead
civilized lives indoors.
:52:34
It's a shame your dad
couldn't make it with us.
:52:37
He told me about
his doctor's appointment.
:52:40
He told you he had an appointment?
:52:42
Yeah, that's why he won't
be coming paintballing with us.
:52:48
I thought this was going
to stay in the family,
:52:51
but I guess we can confide in you.
:52:54
Why, what's wrong?
:52:56
Well, Dad... Dad's got
to get a colonoscopy.
:52:59
Oooh, wow!
:53:01
- What's a colonoscopy?
- Look on the Internet.
:53:03
No, no, no, no.
:53:04
It's just
a doctor's appointment, honey.
:53:07
Look Rick,
I don't want you to worry.
:53:09
It's probably nothing,
really.
:53:10
I had an uncle;
he had a colonoscopy.
:53:13
It was a buffalo head nickel
:53:14
that he'd swallowed
when he was two years old.
:53:17
They got it back too.
Mint condition.
:53:21
Thing tripled in value.
:53:24
There isn't a paintballing
merit badge yet,
:53:26
but some are working on it.
:53:28
I like to use this space
to practice.
:53:30
We'll set up targets.
:53:32
Have you ever actually
shot a gun before, Rick?
:53:34
- Well, uh...
- Well, it's pretty easy.
:53:37
Use the rifleman approach...
the Chuck Connors.
:53:38
Keen-haw, keen-haw.
:53:40
I like that.
:53:41
Some prefer sort of the delicate
Princess Leah sort of a feel.
:53:44
You know what I mean?
:53:46
You're right.
That's pretty cool.
:53:48
Look at that, yeah.
:53:49
I was thinking of having
that painted soon.
:53:52
I'll put up some targets
to shoot at.
:53:54
How bout that?
:53:55
Hey, it's pretty fun.
:53:59
Ahhh!