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- What's a colonoscopy?
- Look on the Internet.

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No, no, no, no.
:53:04
It's just
a doctor's appointment, honey.

:53:07
Look Rick,
I don't want you to worry.

:53:09
It's probably nothing,
really.

:53:10
I had an uncle;
he had a colonoscopy.

:53:13
It was a buffalo head nickel
:53:14
that he'd swallowed
when he was two years old.

:53:17
They got it back too.
Mint condition.

:53:21
Thing tripled in value.
:53:24
There isn't a paintballing
merit badge yet,

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but some are working on it.
:53:28
I like to use this space
to practice.

:53:30
We'll set up targets.
:53:32
Have you ever actually
shot a gun before, Rick?

:53:34
- Well, uh...
- Well, it's pretty easy.

:53:37
Use the rifleman approach...
the Chuck Connors.

:53:38
Keen-haw, keen-haw.
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I like that.
:53:41
Some prefer sort of the delicate
Princess Leah sort of a feel.

:53:44
You know what I mean?
:53:46
You're right.
That's pretty cool.

:53:48
Look at that, yeah.
:53:49
I was thinking of having
that painted soon.

:53:52
I'll put up some targets
to shoot at.

:53:54
How bout that?
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Hey, it's pretty fun.
:53:59
Ahhh!
:54:00
Julie.
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Yeah, you're right.
That was fun.

:54:05
Yeah.
:54:10
- Hey.
- Hey.

:54:13
What's your problem?
:54:13
You've been acting
weird all day.

:54:16
My problem is when friends come
:54:18
and spend the night
hanging out with my brother.

:54:20
So? You was hangin' out too.
:54:22
A good time
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is not to hang out
with my brother.

:54:25
I had a good time.
:54:27
If a good time is hangin' out
with my brother, you've got problems.

:54:30
You said you had the problem.
:54:32
- I did.
- Shhh.

:54:34
Look, my brother
is a complete dork.

:54:36
And his wife is this little
homemaking Nazi.

:54:39
Your brother and wife
are good people,

:54:41
and probably your mom
and dad too.

:54:43
You want nuthin' to do with them?
:54:46
That's another problem
you got.

:54:48
Technically, that's just
an extension of the problem.

:54:50
Shhh!
:54:53
Well, then you got one
really big problem.


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