1:07:01
I love it.
1:07:03
You know what?
I got a good idea.
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Why don't we go home,
get cleaned up,
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and take your ma to dinner?
1:07:10
Yeah, where?
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Know where I wish we could go?
Naples. Route 45.
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Get a big panzorotti.
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Baked or fried?
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Who you talking to?
Deep-fried.
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Remember?
1:07:21
But you know what?
I'll bet nobody's got no Naples,
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and nobody knows nuthin'
about no panzorotti.
1:07:27
Isn't that a sports car?
1:07:29
No. That's a Maserati.
I said panzorotti.
1:07:32
It's like, picture this.
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Take a pizza, fold it,
throw meat and cheese inside,
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deep fry it, done.
1:07:38
Oh, you mean a calzone?
1:07:39
No. No.
Look at me.
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Does it not look like
I know the difference between
a panzorotti and a calzone?
1:07:46
Maybe I don't know the difference.
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Bingo! Nathan.
1:07:49
I'll tell you,
today's your lucky day.
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You're gonna learn.
1:07:52
Get me an apron; I'll show you
how to make panzorotti.
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I'm gonna show you once,
so pay attention.
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All right?
1:07:58
All right.
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First thing you do,
you turn the dough into crust.
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Roll it out nice.
Make a nice ball.
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Nice thin crust; that's the key.
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Throw in your red sauce,
around the edge, not too much.
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You throw in your sausage,
your pepperoni, then your...
1:08:15
What is this?
1:08:16
A pineapple.
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Pineapple.
Now it's garbage.
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Fold it over.
1:08:23
You make your seam.
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You throw it in your deep fryer.
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Nice and brown.
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Like that, right?
1:08:31
Then you stuff it in your face.
1:08:33
Yeah, Mike is covered in paint,
and we find the kid.
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Dad makes him tell
where his base is.
1:08:38
No loyalty, this kid.
Total stool pigeon.
1:08:41
Boo hoo, I just want
to keep playing the game.
1:08:43
He told us everything.
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I would've blasted him right off.
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You see?
That's the problem with kids today.
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It's all about the violence.
1:08:50
Be smart.
1:08:51
True coercion is an art form;
it all starts up here.
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So we find the flag,
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we grab it
and start booking it for camp.
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I'm glad you twos
had a good time.