Mobsters and Mormons
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1:08:02
Roll it out nice.
Make a nice ball.

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Nice thin crust; that's the key.
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Throw in your red sauce,
around the edge, not too much.

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You throw in your sausage,
your pepperoni, then your...

1:08:15
What is this?
1:08:16
A pineapple.
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Pineapple.
Now it's garbage.

1:08:22
Fold it over.
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You make your seam.
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You throw it in your deep fryer.
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Nice and brown.
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Like that, right?
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Then you stuff it in your face.
1:08:33
Yeah, Mike is covered in paint,
and we find the kid.

1:08:36
Dad makes him tell
where his base is.

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No loyalty, this kid.
Total stool pigeon.

1:08:41
Boo hoo, I just want
to keep playing the game.

1:08:43
He told us everything.
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I would've blasted him right off.
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You see?
That's the problem with kids today.

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It's all about the violence.
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Be smart.
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True coercion is an art form;
it all starts up here.

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So we find the flag,
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we grab it
and start booking it for camp.

1:08:59
I'm glad you twos
had a good time.

1:09:01
- We did, didn't we?
- Yeah.

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Yeah, I was thinking
maybe... spring comes,

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it gets a little warmer
up in the woods,

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the three of us, we go,
do like a camping weekend.

1:09:13
For real?
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I don't think so.
You two go.

1:09:16
I have a house.
Why do I wanna go?

1:09:19
Ah, very funny.
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We'll start out slow.
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We'll finish dinner,
go home, open windows,

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and we can snuggle up
in the same sleeping bag.

1:09:26
Hey, too much information people.
1:09:28
I'm headin' to the bathroom,
kinda like Dad in the woods.

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- We're not goin' there.
- You already did.

1:09:33
Um, um! This is so good!
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My compliments to the chef.
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What do you think?
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Tomorrow we get all dressed up
and the three of us,

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we go to church together
like a family.

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Not for nuthin',
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but what's gotten into you,
George Cheeseman?

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I don't know.
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That's for me to know
and for you to find out.

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Give to your people
the joy of continual health


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