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:11:01
So maybe you could
walk me.

:11:08
Hang it up.
:11:09
All right, you know,
l´m-l´m gonna go now.

:11:11
Call me at 555-0118
and ask for Dr. Fields.

:11:15
Okay, thanks. Bye.
:11:17
Oh man, that was--
that was horrible.

:11:19
Yeah, l wouldn´t hold your breath
for a callback on that.

:11:22
Yeah, she´ll call me back
if she wants to walk an idiot.

:11:24
Yeah, l´m not going
to disagree with you.

:11:31
So takeout
or raid your fridge?

:11:37
Here we go.
:11:39
Take it easy, Lilly.
:11:42
Easy.
:11:50
Hi.
:11:52
You never called me back so l figured
l would bring the coffee to you.

:11:55
Thanks.
:11:58
Um, look, l think you´re
a really nice guy and everything,

:12:01
but l don´t know why
you called me.

:12:03
- Hmm?
- l´m a woman.

:12:05
Yeah, l love that fact.
:12:09
Have you ever been
with a woman?

:12:13
Excuse me?
:12:15
l mean, have you only
ever been with men?

:12:17
Men?
What are you talking--

:12:19
whoa whoa whoa.
Wait a minute, l´m not gay.

:12:21
- You´re not?
- No.

:12:23
No, l like women.
Lots of-- no, not lots of women,

:12:26
but you know what l mean.
:12:27
Why did you think
l was gay?

:12:31
Awkward.
:12:32
Okay, l got to go now.
:12:35
Wait wait.
Wait wait wait.

:12:37
Okay, l´ll prove to you
that l´m not gay.

:12:39
Let me take you out on Friday night.
We´ll watch the playoffs,

:12:41
l´ll order a pizza,
l´ll completely ignore you.

:12:45
Give me one good reason.
:12:49
´Cause l´m different.
:12:50
Really?
:12:53
Okay, what color
are my eyes?

:12:58
Well, at first glance,
your eyes are brown.


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