:12:01
but l don´t know why
you called me.
:12:03
- Hmm?
- l´m a woman.
:12:05
Yeah, l love that fact.
:12:09
Have you ever been
with a woman?
:12:13
Excuse me?
:12:15
l mean, have you only
ever been with men?
:12:17
Men?
What are you talking--
:12:19
whoa whoa whoa.
Wait a minute, l´m not gay.
:12:21
- You´re not?
- No.
:12:23
No, l like women.
Lots of-- no, not lots of women,
:12:26
but you know what l mean.
:12:27
Why did you think
l was gay?
:12:31
Awkward.
:12:32
Okay, l got to go now.
:12:35
Wait wait.
Wait wait wait.
:12:37
Okay, l´ll prove to you
that l´m not gay.
:12:39
Let me take you out on Friday night.
We´ll watch the playoffs,
:12:41
l´ll order a pizza,
l´ll completely ignore you.
:12:45
Give me one good reason.
:12:49
´Cause l´m different.
:12:50
Really?
:12:53
Okay, what color
are my eyes?
:12:58
Well, at first glance,
your eyes are brown.
:13:00
But when the light hits them
they change to amber.
:13:03
And if you look really closely around the
iris the color is pure honey.
:13:09
But when you look
into the sun
:13:11
they almost look green.
:13:13
That´s my favorite.
:13:21
How did l do?
:13:23
l would´ve settled
for brown.
:13:27
- Okay!
- Peanut, let go!
:13:30
Off! Off!
:13:31
l´m sorry he bit you.
:13:33
l mean, they all have their shots
so it should be fine.
:13:36
Seriously, don´t worry about it.
lt barely broke the skin.
:13:38
- Outside.
- Did you just move in or something?
:13:40
No, l´ve been here
a year and a half.
:13:43
Oh, nice place.
:13:44
l should have some hydrogen peroxide
around here somewhere.
:13:48
What is all this stuff?
:13:49
Oh, l´m a yoga instructor.
:13:51
- This?
- And a Little League coach.
:13:54
And a dog walker
and a caterer.
:13:55
l told you l´m a temp.
:13:57
That is not true.
She is an incredibly talented artist.