Monster-In-Law
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:32:05
Hey, do you think
your mother liked me?

:32:08
Of course. Why?
:32:10
l don´t know, because she called me
a pregnant lesbian?

:32:15
l´m sure she meant that
as a compliment.

:32:17
Trust me.
She loved you.

:32:19
Oh, they´re gone?
:32:22
l´ll just put this baby
back to bed, okay?

:32:24
My son
the brilliant surgeon

:32:28
is gonna marry a temp.
:32:41
Gonna need something
stronger than this.

:32:44
Where´s that martini?
:32:47
Hooch will not solve
your problems.

:32:49
She´s going to destroy him.
:32:52
lt is so clear.
:32:54
She´s got no money,
no career goals.

:32:57
She was just waiting
for a rich innocent

:33:00
to step right
in her path.

:33:01
Oh, Kevin´s
smarter than that.

:33:04
Come on,
you raised him well.

:33:05
He´s a good boy.
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But he´s a man.
That´s the problem.

:33:09
The only time they think straight
is when they have an erection,

:33:12
and it´s usually pointed
right at the trampiest woman.

:33:15
You talking about
her or you?

:33:18
Look, there´s nothing
you can do.

:33:21
Just let it go.
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You know what you need?
A project.

:33:25
Or another husband.
:33:27
You know, why don´t you
marry another gay guy?

:33:29
That was fun.
:33:31
You know, you´re right.
:33:33
l do need a project.
:33:34
And l have
the perfect one.

:33:37
l am going
to save my son.

:33:39
Here.
:33:41
- What?
- You go use those old contacts of yours

:33:43
to get all the information you can
about that little pimp.

:33:46
And exactly what do you
expect to find?

:33:49
Everybody´s got
a past, honey.

:33:52
Find something.
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And l´m going to open up
the Montecito house

:33:56
and get a party planner.
:33:58
l´m going to give them
an engagement party.


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