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to step right
in her path.

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Oh, Kevin´s
smarter than that.

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Come on,
you raised him well.

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He´s a good boy.
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But he´s a man.
That´s the problem.

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The only time they think straight
is when they have an erection,

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and it´s usually pointed
right at the trampiest woman.

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You talking about
her or you?

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Look, there´s nothing
you can do.

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Just let it go.
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You know what you need?
A project.

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Or another husband.
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You know, why don´t you
marry another gay guy?

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That was fun.
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You know, you´re right.
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l do need a project.
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And l have
the perfect one.

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l am going
to save my son.

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Here.
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- What?
- You go use those old contacts of yours

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to get all the information you can
about that little pimp.

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And exactly what do you
expect to find?

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Everybody´s got
a past, honey.

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Find something.
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And l´m going to open up
the Montecito house

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and get a party planner.
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l´m going to give them
an engagement party.

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And then what?
Lock her in the basement?

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When he sees how out of place
she is in his world,

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it´s gonna be over.
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This will end badly.
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Get me another one
of those.

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Ooh-ohh
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l just want to
get down with you

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Eh!
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l just want
to get close to you

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Ooh-ohh
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l just need to go
farther...

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ls it me, or is each house
you take me to bigger than the last?

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But l thought your mom
said this was a barbecue.

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Oh my God. lt looks like she´s invited
everyone l´ve ever known.

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And they´re all
in black tie.

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Oh, there´s my mom.
Mom!

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Darlings!
How was the trip?

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- Welcome.
- l´m sorry.

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- l didn´t know this was a formal party.
- Well, that´s because

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l have something for you.
l bought you a new dress.

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Oh, see?
There´s a dress upstairs.

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- Thank you.
- Besides, you look great in anything.


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