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Medicine.
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Let's see.
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No.
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What's... ah!
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14% alcohol!
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- You are so crazy! Oh my God!
- I almost forgot.

:29:23
I've been carrying this around for two
weeks waiting for the perfect moment.

:29:26
I can't believe this
turned out to be it.

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- Kevin.
- Try it on.

:29:40
It is the perfect moment.
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Maybe you should go
check on your mom.

:29:47
Oh, she's fine. She's probably
calling all of our relatives.

:29:50
Oh, Holy Spirit...
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surround me with light.
:29:57
Please rid me
of my negative karma

:30:00
and my wickedness.
:30:02
Please help me be
a better person.

:30:07
I could just kill
that dog-walking slut!

:30:15
Of course.
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She's pregnant.
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So, goodness.
That was a lot to take in at teatime.

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- Oh, you're telling me.
- I had no idea

:30:28
that you guys
were so serious.

:30:30
Kevin, you never
mentioned anything.

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- Mom.
- Here's what I want to say.

:30:34
It's wonderful
being in love.

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But I don't think marriage is
the best solution to a thing like this.

:30:43
Well, you know nowadays
a girl has so many alternatives

:30:46
to getting married...
there's adoption, abortion,

:30:49
- lesbianism... Hmm?
- Whoa, Mom!

:30:51
- What are you talking about?
- Well, I mean, it's so sudden

:30:54
I have to assume
there's a pressing reason.

:30:56
Oh oh, no.
:30:58
Charlie's not pregnant.

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