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and my wickedness.
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Please help me be
a better person.

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I could just kill
that dog-walking slut!

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Of course.
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She's pregnant.
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So, goodness.
That was a lot to take in at teatime.

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- Oh, you're telling me.
- I had no idea

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that you guys
were so serious.

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Kevin, you never
mentioned anything.

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- Mom.
- Here's what I want to say.

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It's wonderful
being in love.

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But I don't think marriage is
the best solution to a thing like this.

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Well, you know nowadays
a girl has so many alternatives

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to getting married...
there's adoption, abortion,

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- lesbianism... Hmm?
- Whoa, Mom!

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- What are you talking about?
- Well, I mean, it's so sudden

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I have to assume
there's a pressing reason.

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Oh oh, no.
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Charlie's not pregnant.
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Call me old-fashioned,
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marriage is a sacred union
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that should only be entered into
with the utmost care.

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Werert you married
four times?

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Yes, dear.
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Which would make me an expert,
don't you think?

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Excuse me.
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It's the hospital.
I'll be right back.

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Okay.
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You want me to go
with you?

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No, stay right there.
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You know, this is as sudden
for me as it is for you.

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It's too sudden, right?
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You think?
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Yeah.
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Really?

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