Must Love Dogs
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:24:01
And what did l tell you?
:24:03
''Marshall's girls don't pay,''
:24:06
Beautiful,
:24:08
You'd look really good in handcuffs,
:24:19
Charlie, my boy,
some nice-looking pieces here,

:24:22
-Really? l didn't see anyone,
-l meant the artwork,

:24:25
-Bet this cost a bundle,
-Hey, guys,

:24:27
-Hi!
-Speaking of artwork,

:24:30
-Hi, Sherry,
-Hi, Charlie, Hi, Jake,

:24:33
How are you? Let's do two,
:24:36
-That's how they do it in France,
-You having fun?

:24:39
Well, l feel sorry for the artist
at these things,

:24:41
All this talent on display,
and everybody here's just trying to get laid,

:24:45
l know l am,
:24:47
You never called me, mister,
l waited and waited,

:24:50
l know l am,
:24:52
l'm sorry, Sherry, it's just that l'm not ready
right now to be in a serious relationship,

:24:57
And with somebody as wonderful
and as beautiful as you,,,

:25:00
,,,l just wouldn't expect
anything less,

:25:04
-Why can't you be sweet like that, huh?
-Sherry!

:25:08
-Hey, guys,
-Short attention span,

:25:10
You're a sick guy, you know that?
:25:12
Just another in a long line
of colossal mistakes,

:25:16
l'm not answering an lnternet ad,
:25:19
Look at this, ''Voluptuous and sensuous,
Must love dogs,'' Wonderful,

:25:22
Look at the picture,
:25:26
Well, she is appealing,
:25:29
She'll be good-looking
when she grows up,

:25:31
l'm surfing porn sites like always,,,
:25:33
,,,l keep getting kicked over
to PerfectMatch,com,,,

:25:35
,,,which is not where l want to be,,,
:25:37
,,,and this girl's profile keeps repeating, like
a sign from heaven, And l thought of you,

:25:42
Tell the prom queen thanks, but no,
l'm still benched,

:25:45
Too late, You're meeting her at 1 1 ,
Bring a dog,

:25:47
No, l'm not,

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